55 Invitations to Typekit to Give Away

Recently I received an invitation to Typekit and now have some invitations of my own and have decided to give them away here on Inspect Element. You may have heard of it by now but if by any chance you haven’t or have had trouble getting an invite, I’ve got five to give away.

Update: Over the weekend I received an email from Ryan at Typekit who has very kindly given me 50 more invites! As a result the giveaway has been extended until Tuesday, so get commenting if you haven’t already!

What is Typekit?

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Typekit allows you to embed select fonts using javascript and @font-face. It even works in IE6+! They have a great selection of fonts to choose from and is very simple to implement. After selecting a font you would like to use, all you need to do is include the relevant code to load in the javascript and you will be able to use the font just as if you were using @font-face regularly.

How to Enter

I’m a big Simpsons fan so all I want you to do is comment on this post with you’re favourite Simpsons quote and I will pick five people at random to send the invites to. Please make sure you include your correct email in the mail field of the comment form or else I will not be able to send you an invite and will have to send it to someone else.

I will announce the lucky five next week and send out the invites immediately.

Author

I'm the creater of Inspect Element and currently work as a senior web designer and developer for Factory Media. You can read my personal blog and follow me on Google+ and Twitter.

Discussion

  1. Josh R says:

    “There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman”

  2. tymc says:

    I’m in no condition to drive.wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself : i’m drunk

  3. pmGardner says:

    “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

  4. Kathryn C says:

    Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems. —Homer

  5. Steve Inglis says:

    You don’t win friends with salad!

  6. Mike says:

    Homer :
    “Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”

  7. Erick says:

    “Stupid Flanders….” – Homer J. Simpson

  8. Homer: Stupid like a fox!

  9. Forbze says:

    Ralph: “Miss Hoover, I don’t have a red crayon. *pause* I ate it.”

  10. Chris Tan says:

    Ralph:
    “Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!”

  11. mklappstuhl says:

    “Trying is the first step towards failure.”
    —Homer

  12. Chris Tan says:

    actually a better ralph quote:

    “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.”

  13. RobIII says:

    Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does THAT do me?
    -Homer

  14. Nicholas says:

    Homer:
    “From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.”
    Bart:
    “Isn’t that just the wrong way?”
    Homer:
    “Yeah, but faster!”

  15. rod says:

    “D’oh.”

  16. Daniel Hughes says:

    Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  17. Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.

  18. Shuk Y says:

    “It tastes like burning.” – Ralph, eating a crayon

  19. Homer: Stupid lousy lovable dog.

  20. Homer: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.”

  21. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace ’accidentally’ with ’repeatedly’ and replace ’dog’ with ’son.’” – Lionel Hutz

  22. Ryan Plesko says:

    Homer: “Gym (pronounced “gime”, as in rhymes with dime), what’s a gym?”

    “Ooooooh, a gym (still gime)”

    And one not requiring pronunciation:
    Ralph Wiggum: “Me fail English? That’s Unpossible!”

  23. Mark Murph says:

    “Can’t talk mom, coming down.” Lisa Simpson

  24. Marion says:

    Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

  25. Tony says:

    “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!” – Ralph Wiggum

  26. “Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!”
    — Homer

  27. Sophia says:

    Look at them. Watching my TV. Sitting on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove! ~ Homer

  28. Me fail english? That’s unpossible!!
    Ralph Wiggum, may he be the last character standing on the simpsons!

  29. tonisch says:

    Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.

  30. Megan says:

    saxomaphone….. saxomaphone

  31. Paul says:

    “Haaaaha !” Nelson Munz

  32. Kyle says:

    “When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.”

    Homer.

  33. sauldraws says:

    They think they’re so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

    -Moe

  34. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  35. Aaron says:

    It tastes like burning!

  36. morgan ward says:

    “I don’t know! I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!”

  37. Ben Cabot says:

    Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.

    Ms.Hoover: I don’t know why. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

  38. Derek Kauss says:

    When I put on these shorts, I’m not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I’m never going to be anyone else’s either.
    -Homer

  39. curiouslt says:

    “If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers”

  40. Marcel says:

    One that suits the subject of fonts/languages;

    “Pffft, English, who needs that? I’m never going to England. Come on, let’s go smoke!” – The way we was

  41. Lippe says:

    D’oh!

  42. “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” -Homer

  43. Milhouse after meeting another kid named Milhouse:
    “”So this is what it feels like when doves cry.”

  44. Rob says:

    Well I’m not sure if it’s officially a quote… but Marge on the phone 1-900-DONT-SUE because the Krusty doll is trying to kill Homer and the music on hold plays…”Everybody loves a clown…so why don’t you?”

    LOVE THAT!

  45. Rob says:

    Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

  46. David W says:

    “Ouuh, Where is Any Key?” -Homer Simpson

  47. Olli says:

    Shut up brain, or I’ll stab you with a q-tip!

  48. Riyono says:

    “Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!” – Homer

  49. DesignFellow says:

    Hi,

    My one here
    “Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true! ”

    Count me in :)

  50. “Do you want a happy God, or a vengeful God?”

  51. Troy says:

    “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
    - Ralph Wiggum

  52. Troy says:

    “These berries taste like burning.”

  53. Tony says:

    “Way to breathe, no-breath.”

  54. Tobin says:

    Moe: “Give me the most expensive thing on the menu stuffed with the second most expensive thing on the menu.”

    Waiter: “Very good sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos.”

  55. smatheson says:

    An all-syrup Super Squishy? Such a thing has never been tried … [...] If you survive, come again.

  56. CY says:

    Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
    —Homer

  57. Bree says:

    I bent my Wookie – Ralph

  58. Andrew says:

    Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?

  59. Cathy Mason says:

    Homer says, “Just once I’d like someone to call me ‘Sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene.’ “

  60. Martin says:

    D’oh
    – Homer

  61. Nenad says:

    “I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!” – Bart

  62. Graham says:

    “Aye pretty as a picture… AAH ZOMBIES! Aye pretty as a picture”

  63. Joe Rando says:

    Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  64. Sjors says:

    Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
    - Homer

  65. Chris says:

    “Homer no function beer well without.” – Homer (I love this quote) :)

  66. Dan says:

    “The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…” (The Comic Book Guy)

  67. Javier Mendez says:

    Homer: “Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true”

  68. Julia says:

    New feelings… brewing in Duff Man! What would… Jesus do?

  69. 1001 Fonts says:

    “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

    From the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum
    Please don’t give Ralph a Typekit invite! Haha

  70. Omar says:

    Bart: “Mr. Burns, can you take me with you? I won’t eat much and I don’t know the difference between right and wrong.”

  71. Richard Tape says:

    Lionel Hutz: “Uh oh…We’ve drawn Judge Snyder.”
    Marge: “Is that bad?”
    Lionel Hutz: “Well, he’s had it in for me ever since I… kinda ran over his dog.”
    Marge: “You did?”
    Lionel Hutz: “Well, replace the word ‘kinda’ with the word ‘repeatedly,’ and the word ‘dog’ with ‘son.’”

  72. Mike says:

    “I bent my wookie…”

    -Ralph

  73. Josh says:

    “I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows.” -Bart

  74. goody815 says:

    Jimbo Jones: “Nice pajamas Simpson. Did you Mommy buy those for you?”

    Bart Simpson:” Yeah, of course she did. Who else would?”

    Jimbo Jones: “Alright Simpson you win this time”

  75. Kent Pribbernow says:

    Superintendent Chalmers: “That sounds like a prayer! A prayer in school! Prayer has no place in public school just like FACTS have no place in an organized religion!”

  76. Logan says:

    “DENTAL PLAN. Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN. Lisa needs braces… If we give up our dental plan… i’ll have to pay for Lisa’s braces! PEOPLE STOP!”

  77. Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
    Comic Book Guy: I’m interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that’s compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
    Homer: Can I have some money now?

  78. neolith says:

    “Hey Homie! I can see your doodle!” – Ned Flanders

  79. Demitra says:

    “Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”

  80. Claire says:

    “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!”

  81. simon says:

    Homer: “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me … Superman.”

  82. André says:

    “Unlike love, respect can’t be bought.”

  83. RonBurgundy says:

    Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene’. – Homer

  84. Alex says:

    “Quick, what’s the number for 9-1-1? (Homer)

  85. Omni says:

    “Schliesst es mir direkt an die Venen an” – Barney

    (Barneys reaction to winning a lifetime suppy of duff beer in german. Something like “connect it straight to my veins”).

  86. mg says:

    Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand!

  87. Oskar says:

    Oh! I haven’t changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool. – Homer J. Simpsons

  88. janice says:

    “Inflammable means flammable? What a country” – Dr Nick

  89. Anthony says:

    I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called … “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.” ~ Homer

  90. L.A. Nolan says:

    “Doh” – Homer

  91. Tim says:

    Quimby: “Say chowdar”
    French Waiter: “Shauwdare”

  92. Navjot Singh says:

    Homer – “Trying is the first step towards failure.”

  93. Hey! I could see your epidermis!

  94. Homer? did i spell that right?

  95. sasser says:

    “Ich geh sterben.”
    ..I just watch The Simpsons in Germen ;-)

  96. Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos

  97. Jo says:

    Lisa: Dad, what’s a muppet?
    Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mob, and it’s not quite a puppet. But man…. (starts laughing)… So to answer your question: i don’t know!

  98. Sjors says:

    Still got a Typekit invite left? Please?

  99. Andreas says:

    Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

  100. Abdullah Shakur says:

    “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.”

    -Homer

  101. Nate says:

    Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

  102. David LeVine says:

    “If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers”

  103. M says:

    Lamb to Lisa: But Liiiisa I thought you Loooooooved me.

  104. Couto says:

    Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

  105. Jaime says:

    “I cant go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.” – Millhouse

  106. Martijn says:

    Wiggum is watching something on the news? Lottery?
    The phone rings.

    Chief Wiggum: No, sorry, this is 91… 2.

    I couldnt stop laughing, so silly. Such a wonderfull series!!
    And I now see im too late :)

  107. Jake says:

    “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

  108. Orquidea Licona says:

    Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

  109. Vin Thomas says:

    Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

  110. Suzanne says:

    “I’m a unitard!” Ralph Wiggum

  111. James says:

    Hello, my name is Mr Burns
    > And your first name?
    I … don’t … know

    :D

  112. Raphael Morin says:

    Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2

  113. Garrett says:

    So I says to Mabel I says…

  114. Pixel8tion says:

    Always liked “Kids, kids. As far as Daddy’s concerned, you’re both potential murderers”

  115. leslie says:

    Homer (as he looks at a picture of “Life in Hell”‘s Akbar and Jeff): Matt Groening?! What’s he doing in a museum? He can barely draw.

  116. gina g says:

    Please do not offer my god a peanut.

  117. rammhallen says:

    Homer: “It’s funny because it’s true”.

  118. Stephen Cronin says:

    “The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…” Comic Book Guy

  119. Sergio says:

    Homer : Well, he’s got all the money in the world, but there’s one thing he can’t buy. A dinosaur

    :D !

  120. “Bart’s teacher’s name is Krabappel? I’ve been calling her Crandall! Why didn’t anybody tell me? Now I look like an idiot.”

  121. jbudd says:

    Homer J:
    “If God didn’t want us to eat animals, Why’d he make them out of meat?”

  122. ianrun says:

    “When I grow up, I want to be a teacher like you…. orrrr…. a caterpillar.” – Ralph

  123. 6ft5 says:

    Homer:
    Well excuse me for having huge flaws that I don’t work on.

  124. Marc says:

    “Sweeeeeeet”
    - Homer

  125. felipe says:

    Ralph: “I like men now”

  126. felipe says:

    Bart: “I didn’t do it”

  127. Jerry Bernard says:

    From the simpsons episode where homer becomes self-employed on the Internet.

    Homer: Look Marge, were getting bought out!
    (several large men start breaking Homer’s computer and office equipment.)
    Homer: (to Mr. Smithers) I thought you were buying me out?
    Smithers: I am. You didn’t think I got rich by writing checks, did you?

  128. Jerry Bernard says:

    Whoops. I meant Mr. Burns in my comment above. Not Smithers.

    I would still like to get type-kit though.

  129. Donald Hines says:

    “We’ve got beets”
    - Lisa

  130. designfollow says:

    WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER

  131. socaltrish says:

    “I bent my Wookiee!” *sad face*

  132. Chief Wiggum answering call : “I’m sorry – you got the wrong number, this is 91….2″

  133. ahjo says:

    Homer: You don’t win friends with salad.
    Grandpa Simpson: But you win them with Typekit!

  134. From the episode where that cult overruns Springfield, Reverend Lovejoy says:

    “That cult just brainwashes you and then takes your money……now lets recite the Lord’s Prayer 40 times and pass around the collection plate.”

  135. BellaVitaDesign says:

    No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

  136. Greg says:

    Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

  137. Leandro says:

    The Old Jewish Man singing The Old Gray Mare!

  138. Dylan says:

    The name again is Mr. Plow

  139. Eric says:

    “They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I’ve never fully understood that.”

  140. AB says:

    Who won? Me? wow thanks!

  141. nico says:

    Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from workey.

  142. Pascal says:

    “You make me sick Because I adore you so,
    I love all the dirty tricks and twisted games you play On me”

    Oh yeah oh yeah play on me !

  143. Arvind Singh says:

    Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  144. Takashi says:

    “Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
    - Homer Simpson

  145. ingo says:

    look at the american computa monkey! dance, monkey dance!

  146. gafields says:

    Thank you, steal again — Apu

  147. Tom Kenny says:

    The giveaway is now over. I will be sending out the invitations today! Thanks everyone for entering.

    Lots of Simpson’s fans out there! Feel free to keep adding more of your favourite quotes if you want to.

  148. Samanta says:

    — Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’
    Referring to Uruguay xD No offense intended to Uruguayans, but that was just hilarious.

  149. Briar says:

    “Max Power—he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch…
    But, you mustn’t touch!
    His name sounds good in your ear
    But when you say it, you mustn’t fear
    Because his name can be said by anyone!”

  150. Mayank says:

    I just realized that i’m the ‘O’ in Do-oh!!!

  151. Donnie says:

    Homer: Oh, man, that’s good. Pass the butter.
    Bart: Are you gonna eat that all by yourself?
    Homer: Uh-huh. Pinchy would’ve wanted it this way. My dear, sweet Pinchy. No more pain where you are now, boy. Oh, God, that’s tasty! I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this.

  152. Daniel says:

    “Wir danken dir Besessenen für dieses tolle Fressen!” Bart

  153. Juan says:

    I have never watched the Simpsons! But I would love to win!

  154. Eddie Giese says:

    Go away, lady! There ain’t no monorail here and there never was!

  155. Josh says:

    Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems. Homer

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